Zeke is always coming up with hilarious things that he says. The way his little mind thinks always keeps me laughing. Here are a few of his latest conversations. The first one was last week when we had a little hail/sleet storm. The second one was Tuesday night after he had eaten some Goldfish for a snack. The third was from this morning.
Zeke comes running in the house, "Mom, it's raining little white balls on my head!"
Me: "That's called hail."
Zeke: "I have to get my jacket."
Me: "Why don't you just come inside until it stops?"
Zeke: "No, I like playing in it. I just need a jacket because the little white balls hurt my head when they hit it."
Zeke: "Mom, if you kiss me right now you will get some Goldfish crumbs."
Zeke: "I just ate some Goldfish and there are some crumbs on my lips so if you kiss me you can have some crumbs."
Me: "I don't want to have any crumbs off your lips."
Zeke: "Why not? Don't you like Goldfish?"
Me: "No, not really."
Zeke: "Oh, okay."
Me: "Do you want anymore Coco Roos in your bowl?"
Zeke: "They're not Coco Roos they are Coco Puffs. See (pointing to the words) Coco P-Puffs."
Me: "Oh, right. Coco Puffs."
Zeke: "I know 'cause I read it yesterday too. I even read it with my eyes closed!"
Me: "Wow! You read it with your eyes closed?"
Zeke: "Yes. It was (in a higher voice) AAWESOOOOME!!"
He's dead serious when he says these things. He brightens up my days in a way that no one else can.